Sunday, November 16, 2014

Things My Kids Say

* I was printed a bunch of papers when Nate exclaimed, "Holy Mackeral Cow".

* Nate tends to be a little . . .bossy.  He was "demanding" that I do a few things one evening so I said, "You are awfully demanding for a four year old."  To which he replied, "Well, that's cause I'm five."  I reminded him that he was still only four.  He looked at me and then said, "But I FEEL like five so I am!  I feel bigger!"

* Things I hear from the back seat:  Nate: "Josh, YOU ARE A GENIOUS!  Seriously, Josh, I'm serious.".

* A recent backseat conversation concerning the puke bucket (Nate gets carsick):
Josh:  I'll hold the puke bucket Nate.  If you feel sick, let me know
Nate:  I feel sick
Josh: What?  What did you say?
Nate:   I think I'm feeling sick.
Josh:  No, I said IF you feel sick, I'll hand it to you but I don't think you are sick
Nate:  Josh, I don't feel good.
Josh, No Nate, you feel fine.  I'll just hold the bucket for you

 Hahaha - Thankfully, Nate was just fine this time around.

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